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Ten days and counting. Christmas is a little over a week away, but you wouldn’t know it in our house.

Santa’s Grotto it is not.

I think we’re going for the minimalist look.

The Christmas Spirit seems to exist only in the egg-nog at the back of the drinks cupboard.

There’s no tree/tinsel/baubles or holly.

But. There is snow. Tomorrow. It’s going to snow. The salt mine five minutes down the road supplies all the grit for all the roads in the UK when it snows. Winsford. You never need to go there, but it’s famous for salt, and the factory is open 24/7 this week. It’s going to snow.

And what more could you ask for under the tree this year than the PMB phone of the year?!

LET ME KNOW YOUR NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS! FANTASTIC PRIZE FOR THE BEST ONE.

Wonder what my buddy – Tiger’s resolutions will be – twelve over par – natch!



Tyger Tyger burning bright red….

Dear oh Dear oh Dear.

What on earth has my buddy been up to? You have to keep your mind on the job in hand….

Tiger is entitled to play a “provisional”, but this one went “out of bounds”.It’s “putter” strain on his marriage,and he needs a “slice” of luck to help him feel “par” again.It could have been worse, she could have been a “hooker”,but he now has a “hole in one” of his cars.

Nose right up to the grindstone, at the coalface all day today.

St Radboud

November 29th is the Feast Day of St Radboud. A Dutch chap descended from the King of the Frisians. He earnt his stripes at the court of Charles the Bald, who wasn’t bald but very hairy.

In turn Charles was married to Ermentrude:

And Ermintrude was the posh happy cow on The Magic Roundabout:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3DcChXNyYQ

And THE MAGIC ROUNDABOUT isn’t what Tiger Woods crashed into last night. He crashed in to a fire hydrant outside his house in Florida. It appears that St Tiger’s grip isn’t what it was. And the golf club used by his wife might not have been to release him from the locked car, but to remind him that Rachel Uchitel is out of bounds. Penalty shot Tiger!

Which leaves the way wide open for me to hit the leader board.

Ha. By the way Modems are on the way cross continent.

 

 

Couldn’t resist the temptation…

12th Kampala Golf Club Uganda

12th Kampala Golf Club Uganda

Well, today was one of those lovely autumn days..you know what I mean, beautiful sunshine, gorgeous colours on the leaves…and the golf course is only 3 minute drive away..

As you guessed correctly, around 4pm I couldn’t control the inner Tiger anymore, I needed to unleash him and try to split some fairways.