Tag Archives: Tiger Woods

Are you getting 5 a day?!

This fruity little number claims to be the smallest qwerty phone available. The Blueberry has more features than you can shake a stick at, and we are selling them at the lowest price on the market.

Trade to Africa continues to build, and I am looking forward to seeing all my customers at the GSMA Mobile World Congress in Barcelona – por favor! I’ll have loads of samples for you to check out…

It will be a relief to escape for a few days, we have new neighbours and Armageddon continues relentlessly next door. Shocking!

A great week for United, but my buddy Tiger continues his stay in his sex addiction clinic:

Caption: “I think he’s cured, it’s been days now, and he hasn’t made a pass at any of us”!

Tyger Tyger burning bright red….

Dear oh Dear oh Dear.

What on earth has my buddy been up to? You have to keep your mind on the job in hand….

Tiger is entitled to play a “provisional”, but this one went “out of bounds”.It’s “putter” strain on his marriage,and he needs a “slice” of luck to help him feel “par” again.It could have been worse, she could have been a “hooker”,but he now has a “hole in one” of his cars.

Nose right up to the grindstone, at the coalface all day today.