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Achilles’ Hell

I spent the weekend in Weston Super Mare. I was on tour with my son and his rugby team. We had a great time,  I’m still getting over it, and I know that what goes on tour – stays on tour, except I’m allowing myself some familial pride. My son was awarded Man of the Match, by the opposition team, and I am really chuffed about that.

And then today, I heard that he had won Player of the Season at his school. So I can be even more proud of him if that is possible!

Pride – my Achilles’ Heel. (Incidentally if anyone knows why the apostrophe comes after the ‘s’ in Achilles’ please let the Dutch man know!)

Beckhams’ (?) Heel is on the front pages. Or should that be Hell? My lovely wife is devastated. The World Cup just won’t be the same without him there, according to her. She needs to get over it. What’s wrong with Rooney?

LATEST NEWS… LATEST NEWS… LATEST NEWS… LATEST NEWS… LATEST NEWS…

Our product of the week is the HSDPA USB Modem. Available to you at less than $32.00!!

Our new product page is up and running as well, take a look at our website:

http://www.pmbgroupltd.com/pmbproductshands.html

TGIF

GOOD EVENING ZIMBABWE!

I just thought I would say a big hello to our friends and business associates in Zimbabwe – looking forward to doing business with you…

http://travel.nationalgeographic.com/places/countries/country_zimbabwe.html

It has been a very long, intense week, with flurries of activity followed by frustrating lulls. But now, it’s the weekend, and what a way to kick back – securing a deal we have been working on for some time.

So we are ready for some R & R before next week’s onslaught, where several more projects in the pipeline will need the patience of Job and the hand of Eli to coax them to fruition!

And that reminds me – the hand of Henry, the World Cup in Africa, and some amazing branded products coming up just for this event. Just heard Henry is sailing to South Africa for the World Cup looks like it’ll be all hands on deck…

Details of these products to follow – but get your names down quick – limited availability.

THE PMB GUIDE TO MARKETING:

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You went up to her and say “I am very rich. Marry me”.
That’s DIRECT MARKETING

You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, “He is very rich. Marry him”.
That’s ADVERTISING.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you called her and say, “Hi, I am very rich. Marry me”.
That’s TELEMARKETING.

You are at a party and see a beautiful girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, ‘By the way, I’m very rich. Will you marry me?’.
That’s PUBLIC RELATIONS.

You are at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, “You are very rich”.
That’s BRAND RECOGNITION.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Marry me”.
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That’s CUSTOMER FEEDBACK.

NOW YOU KNOW WHY I’M NOT IN CHARGE OF MARKETING…

The De Valk Windmill

GOOD MORNING NIGERIA!

I just thought I would say a big hello to our friends and business associates in Nigeria – looking forward to doing business with you…

http://travel.nationalgeographic.com/places/countries/country_nigeria.html

We are all feeling better this morning – the sun is shining and it has stopped raining. It has been awful, just 100 miles to the north of us the poor sods in Cockermouth in Cumbria had 9″ of rain in one day, their town was devastated by it. Good job that rain didn’t fall over Holland:

‘The Netherlands faces the North Sea in western Europe. The Dutch have a saying: “God made the Earth, but the Dutch made Holland.” The first defences against the sea went up some 800 years ago. Today more than 2,400 kilometers (1,491 miles) of dikes shield the low, flat land—almost half of which lies below sea level—from invasion by the North Sea. Without the existing dikes 65 percent of the country would be flooded daily.’

RIGHT – BACK TO WORK. We are busy processing orders and enquiries following the Cape Town Conference, all still very positive, modems seem to be flavour of the month… keep on keeping on..

Have you checked our new products?

All our products are of the best quality and are very competitively priced.

New samples arrive daily, and if we don’t have it, it’s not worth having.

Have you checked our website recently?

http://www.pmbgroupltd.com/pmbproducts.html

Random thought of the day:

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

To do is to be – Descartes
To be is to do – Voltaire
Do be do be do – Frank Sinatra

Wind up?

The next product to hit our shelves is the wind-up phone.

This, I am certain will be a huge success on the African continent, and our order book is already humming with interested parties.

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