Tag Archives: GSMA Mobile World Congress

Are you getting 5 a day?!

This fruity little number claims to be the smallest qwerty phone available. The Blueberry has more features than you can shake a stick at, and we are selling them at the lowest price on the market.

Trade to Africa continues to build, and I am looking forward to seeing all my customers at the GSMA Mobile World Congress in Barcelona – por favor! I’ll have loads of samples for you to check out…

It will be a relief to escape for a few days, we have new neighbours and Armageddon continues relentlessly next door. Shocking!

A great week for United, but my buddy Tiger continues his stay in his sex addiction clinic:

Caption: “I think he’s cured, it’s been days now, and he hasn’t made a pass at any of us”!